Hungarian women have a well-earned reputation for being some of the most beautiful in Eastern Europe. Hungarians are very mixed racially, even though they like to tell you they’re pure-blooded descendants of Attila, and the millennia of miscegenation have done a lot to weed out the ugly genes.

Hungarian women are pretty diverse in appearance though – some of them are blonde, some of them have brown hair, some of them are as pale as an albino Irish girl and others could pass for Greek. But there’s something about their faces that sets Hungarian girls apart. Something mysterious in their features, in their eyes and in their bone structures. It’s like there’s some complex, ancient story in there that they’re holding in but dying to tell to the right person. And in the summer, they like to display as much of their tight, well-shaped bodies as they can, wearing skirts and tank tops revealing enough to get them arrested in some small towns in Mississippi.

They’re not prudes, but they’re not easy either. Hungarians girls expect you to at least act like you like them. Nice guys don’t finish last here and a good deal of respect, compliments and charm will go a long way. Like most places in the world, Hungarians expect the man to make the first move.

In some ways Hungarians are pretty old fashioned when it comes to romance. Whereas you might be more used to going to a party or bar, hooking up with whomever and sorting it out the next morning. Hungarian women expect you to do crazy things like give them flowers, take them out them somewhere (where you will be expected to pay, of course), dress up, use a bit of hair product and cologne, and maybe even repeat the entire ritual a second and third time over the next week or so before you finally go to bed with her.

If you’re from America or Western Europe, you have a huge leg up on the native men. Many Hungarian women think of them as monkeys who somehow learned to put on pants and developed a taste for liquor. They dream of meeting a western man who’ll treat them like an equal and not spend his days at the steel mill and his evenings getting hammered, while expecting her to dedicate the rest of her life to boiling potatoes and darning socks.

While Hungarian girls don’t want a smelly drunk, they don’t want a man who spends more time on his hair and clothes than them either. Leave your pink shirts and exfoliant scrubs at home. For the most part, they want an old-fashioned gentleman who knows how to treat a woman but also knows how to be a man.